While $5 is hardly a massive amount of money, my nemesis took a year to achieve a $6, so I'm claiming victory. This isn't about the dollars, it's the principle. At this rate, I will have 4 bottles of red before inflation cruelly snatches a bottle from his adsense-sponsored reach.
I've been on TV ?
I had a call yesterday from a chap that saw me on TV. This was interesting for two reasons. The first is that I have no recollection of ever being on TV, and being on TV is surely something I think I would remember. The second is that he quoted something I'd actually said.
We eventually figured out that I had been quoted at Biz Think Tank in relation to Customer Relationship Management (CRM). I'm still not sure how I appeared on TV without ever setting foot in front of a camera, but maybe someone just said nice things about me on the air. I hope that is the case, because I'd have to be really drunk (or somewhat mad) to forget visiting a TV studio, having makeup applied, and being interviewed.
If you can find the footage[**], I'd be very interested to see it. If you're a high powered TV executive, I am capable of delivering colorful quotes on demand on pretty much any subject and although the camera is unlikely to love me, I will certainly love it.
[*] A passable bottle of red, something like the Rosemount Estate Shiraz Cabernet that I'm drinking now, for the low, low price of $15. Your version of passable may vary. Personally I'd rather have a Peppertree, or something from Briar Ridge - arguably some of the best red wine I've ever had.
[**]As an update to this story - the TV Ad was for Biz think tank; We were on the home page - so it appears I was only on TV by proxy
[**]As an update to this story - the TV Ad was for Biz think tank; We were on the home page - so it appears I was only on TV by proxy
Ohhhh Peppertree Shiraz, you have just made me homesick. I will go back to my dry martini (shaken not stirred) with extra olives to alleviate my pain.
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Passable would be somewhere around the $35 mark... Heathcote Mailcoach jumps to mind! I just lost total respect for you when you said you were drinking Rosemount
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